What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:55
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
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Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
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Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
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So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.